original: Unlisted. I don't need you fools calling my sister at work.
Google says: Yay. Pizzas that's morning show just missed your call, so would love to catch up. Call me at my work phone at 2122. It's 66966. Alright, see you bye.
actual: Hey, Peeps. Uh, it's Monisha. Um, just missed your call so would love to catch up. Call me at my work phone, uh, ***-***-****. Alright, see ya, bye.
highlights: http://www.flickr.com/photos/pollita/1376194885/
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
07.19.2010 // 7:32p
original:
Google says: Dad, Yo Yo what's up man.
actual: Yo dawg. Yo dawg, what's up. Um...
doesn't Google know?: Ain't yr daddy, son.
Google says: Dad, Yo Yo what's up man.
actual: Yo dawg. Yo dawg, what's up. Um...
doesn't Google know?: Ain't yr daddy, son.
Sunday, July 18, 2010
07.17.2010 // 6:45p
original:
Google says: It's early, but bread, so if you can. Bye.
actual: It's Phill, call me back. Hope you're good, talk to you soon. Bye.
doesn't Google know?: It is never too early for bread.
Google says: It's early, but bread, so if you can. Bye.
actual: It's Phill, call me back. Hope you're good, talk to you soon. Bye.
doesn't Google know?: It is never too early for bread.
07.17.2010 // 1:57a
original:
Google says: Hey, it's Lauren.
actual: Hey, it's Lori. I don't have service in my apartment. Bye.
mystery guests: Lauren
missing guests: entire sentences
Google says: Hey, it's Lauren.
actual: Hey, it's Lori. I don't have service in my apartment. Bye.
mystery guests: Lauren
missing guests: entire sentences
Friday, July 16, 2010
07.16.2010 // 12:08p
original:
Google says: Hey Chancellor and. We have about the parasite book. I hope you can use it but he can't think of our bye. Hello.
actual: Hey Pia, it's Lori. I wanna hear more about the parasite book. I hope you finish it by next weekend so I can borrow it. Bye.
highlights: I am the Chancellor.
not-so-mystery guests: Google's favorite unspoken hello
fyi: Lori is not borrowing the book.
Google says: Hey Chancellor and. We have about the parasite book. I hope you can use it but he can't think of our bye. Hello.
actual: Hey Pia, it's Lori. I wanna hear more about the parasite book. I hope you finish it by next weekend so I can borrow it. Bye.
highlights: I am the Chancellor.
not-so-mystery guests: Google's favorite unspoken hello
fyi: Lori is not borrowing the book.
Sunday, June 27, 2010
06.24.2010 // 6:47p //// 06.26.2010 // 3:22p (the king daddy post)
original (06.24):
Google says: Yo committee files, we may Sarah and Mike and Tom and whoever wants to stop by. I'm going to passing on to get to work in on the book so if you're just gonna stop by, or give a call. Okay bye.
actual (06.24): Yo, uh, it's Timothy. Uh, we - me, Sarah, and Micah, and Thom and whoever wants to stop by are going to Tattooed Moms to get to working on the, uh, book. So, uh, if you're interested, stop by or give a call. Okay, bye.
original (06.26):
Yo, Pia. It's Dad, It's me. I just wanna letters you're doing so we don't over overlap. Okay bye.
actual (06.26): Yo, Pia. It's Timothy. I just wanna know what letters you're doing so we don't over overlap. Okay, bye.
mystery guests: committee files; my father
assuredly present: Timothy
Google says: Yo committee files, we may Sarah and Mike and Tom and whoever wants to stop by. I'm going to passing on to get to work in on the book so if you're just gonna stop by, or give a call. Okay bye.
actual (06.24): Yo, uh, it's Timothy. Uh, we - me, Sarah, and Micah, and Thom and whoever wants to stop by are going to Tattooed Moms to get to working on the, uh, book. So, uh, if you're interested, stop by or give a call. Okay, bye.
original (06.26):
Yo, Pia. It's Dad, It's me. I just wanna letters you're doing so we don't over overlap. Okay bye.
actual (06.26): Yo, Pia. It's Timothy. I just wanna know what letters you're doing so we don't over overlap. Okay, bye.
mystery guests: committee files; my father
assuredly present: Timothy
06.23.2010 // 7:09p
original:
Google says: Hello hello.
actual: (silence)
this is the most confusing one to date.
Google says: Hello hello.
actual: (silence)
this is the most confusing one to date.
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